Funny Valentines Day Quotes
some of the funny valentines day quotes.
"Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.” ~Unknown
"I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.” ~Tracy Smith
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" ~Unknown
"One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry." ~Oscar Wilde
"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love." ~Albert Einstein
"Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day." ~Jay Leno
“Sales ad at a store: ‘You are my one and only’ Valentine's cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.” ~Unknown
"Never go to bed mad -- stay up and fight." ~Phyllis Diller
"The Eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love." ~Margaret Atwood
"No matter how love sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along." ~Joyce Brothers
"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart." ~Unknown
"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?" ~Lily Tomlin
"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." ~Groucho Marx
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