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Mothers Day Quotes | Funny Mothers Day Quotes

Here is some of the best funny mothers day quotes.These funny mothers day quotes will really make you laugh.

"A mother
who is really a mother
is never free."
Honore de Balzac

"My mother loved children -
she would have given anything
if I had been one."
Groucho Marx

"All women become like their mothers.
That is their tragedy.
No man does.
That's his."
Oscar Wilde

"A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car forever after."
Peter De Vries

"A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother the longest."
Irish Proverb

"God could not be everywhere and therefore he made mothers."
Jewish Proverb

"You don't really understand human nature unless you know why a child on a merry-go-round will wave at his parents every time around - and why his parents will always wave back."
William D. Tammeus

"Parents often talk about the younger generation as if they didn't have anything to do with it."
Haim Ginott

More mothers day quotes:

"Any mother could perform the jobs of several air-traffic controllers with ease."
 Lisa Alther quotes

"A mother understands what a child does not say."
 Anonymous quotes

"The heart of a mother is a deep abyss at the bottom of which you will always find forgiveness."
 Honore de Balzac quotes

"Before a day was over,
Home comes the rover,
For mother's kiss—sweeter this
Than any other thing!"
William Allingham quotes

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