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Funny Valentines Day Quotes

Funny Valentines Day Quotes
Funny Valentines Day Quotes
Funny Valentines Day Quotes
Funny Valentines Day Quotes
Funny Valentines Day Quotes
Funny Valentines Day Quotes
Funny Valentines Day Quotes
Funny Valentines Day Quotes

some of the funny valentines day quotes.

"Valentine’s Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.” ~Unknown

"I wanted to make it really special on Valentine's Day, so I tied my boyfriend up. And for three solid hours I watched whatever I wanted on TV.” ~Tracy Smith

"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" ~Unknown

"One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry." ~Oscar Wilde

"Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love." ~Albert Einstein

"Today is Valentine's Day. Or, as men like to call it, Extortion day." ~Jay Leno

“Sales ad at a store: ‘You are my one and only’ Valentine's cards, now on sale: 4 for $5.” ~Unknown

"Never go to bed mad -- stay up and fight." ~Phyllis Diller

"The Eskimos have 52 words for snow because it is so special to them; there ought to be as many for love." ~Margaret Atwood

"No matter how love sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along." ~Joyce Brothers

"Love is like playing the piano. First you must learn to play by the rules, then you must forget the rules and play from your heart." ~Unknown

"If love is the answer, could you rephrase the question?" ~Lily Tomlin

"Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife." ~Groucho Marx

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